After an exhaustive analysis of Chas Hammer’s many writings, including his books, articles, and decades of simming & online role playing, we can definitively name his real life identity. More 300,000 documents were reviewed over a 12-year period in this deep & comprehensive study to conclusively put the mystery to rest.
Chas Hammer is: Donald Trump.
Donald Trump, from his 2004 book How to Get Rich:
“All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected. A sexual dynamic is always present between people, unless you are asexual, which I am not… and most women are not either — especially when they’re around me. I mean, if they were asexual before meeting me, they probably wouldn’t be after meeting me.”
Chad Hammer, from his 2004 book My Simming Memoirs:
“All of the women from ‘Trek Online’ flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected. A sexual dynamic is always present between people, unless you are asexual, which I am not… and most women are not either — especially when they’re around me. I mean, if they were asexual before meeting me, they probably wouldn’t be after meeting me.”
Donald Trump, June 15, 2015 when launching his 2016 Presidential campaign:
“I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
Chas Hammer, October 31, 1999 when launching his second Simming League Presidential campaign:
“I will build a great, great firewall on our southern mainframe, and I will have Federation Sim Fleet pay for that firewall. Mark my words.”
Donald Trump, June 15, 2015:
“Our country is in serious trouble. We don’t have victories any more. We used to have victories but now we don’t have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, China, in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. All the time.”
Chas Hammer, unknown date:
“The Simming League is in serious trouble. We don’t have victories any more. We used to have victories but now we don’t have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, Bravo Fleet, in a post competition? They kill us. I beat Bravo Fleet all the time. All the time.”
Also, was it a coincidence that Chas Hammer disappeared right as Donald Trump’s Presidential campaign kicked off? I think not!
