DETROIT–Longtime RPG Writing leader Amanda Rose announced yesterday that she is stepping away from from simming and opening a family law practice in an effort to decrease the drama in her life. While the timing was surprising to many, no one disputed her reasoning.
I’m getting out of role play and getting into family law. I need this change because the drama is just too much.
“Yes, the rumors are true,” continued Rose at her final press conference with RPG Writing, “I’m getting out of role play and getting into family law. I need this change because the drama is just too much.” Rose is a licensed attorney in Michigan, Illinois, Romulus, and several other states.
“If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen, I’ve always said,” said 22nd Fleet C.E.O. Zachary O’Connell upon hearing the news. “That’s more market share for us.”
“Star Trek, not role play, is her problem. There’s no drama at all in our universe,” added Wesley Davis of Star Army.
“I feel so relieved. It’s as if a weight has been lifted from my heart,” Rose commented to reporters as she departed RPG Writing headquarters for the last time and picked up legal files for six divorce cases, eight child custody battles, and 17 other disputes too disturbing to be printed. “My stress level literally just went from a ten to a two.”
“I wish Amanda Rose all the best as she slows things down,” said fellow RPG Writing member John Beeman. “But if she ever gets bored with the family law thing and wants back in the action, we’ll hold a place for her.”
In other news, with his royal highness Prince Henry “Harry” Charles Albert David stepping away from senior royal duties in the Megxit, Starbase Port Royale commander Domingo “Dom” Carlos Juan Santiago Martinez has decided to pick some up himself and renamed the station the Royale Vidal Fleet Utopia Yards.