Simming Prize Board of Trustees Agree to Charles Starr’s Takeover in $42 Trillion Deal

SILICON VALLEY–The Simming Prize Board of Trustees yesterday accepted Charles Starr’s bid to buy the prize and go private, a deal that would give the simming world’s richest person control over the community’s oldest award.  The deal has polarized the simming community, despite no one caring one bit about the prize eleven months ago.