Ongoing Worlds Sim About Simming Nearly Breaks the Internet and Causes a Rift in the Spacetime Continuum

ONGOING WORLDS–Global Internet speeds plummeted yesterday and a spacetime anomaly appeared in close proximity to Earth shortly after Simfeld, a sim about simming, was launched on the Ongoing Worlds website.

Fantasy RPG Moderator Deletes Post Revealing Secrets of the Universe Because It’s off Topic

THE INTERNET–Enforcer T-5,000, a moderator at role playing message board Fantasy Fans Freedom, deleted a post yesterday that answered three of the universe’s biggest mysteries because it was off topic.

Study: Simming Linked to Climate Change

CAMBRIDGE–Scientists at the University of Cambridge published a study today linking simming and online role playing to climate change.  According to the report, the Earth’s average surface temperature has skyrocketed since simming first became popular in the 1990s.