Simming Prize Board of Trustees Agree to Charles Starr’s Takeover in $42 Trillion Deal

SILICON VALLEY–The Simming Prize Board of Trustees yesterday accepted Charles Starr’s bid to buy the prize and go private, a deal that would give the simming world’s richest person control over the community’s oldest award.  The deal has polarized the simming community, despite no one caring one bit about the prize eleven months ago.

22nd Fleet Liquidated by Creditors

RISA–Intergalactic roleplaying conglomerate 22nd Fleet officially shuttered earlier this year as its last remaining assets were sold by creditors.  The company had been plagued by internal squabbles, poor customer reviews, and low cash flow since former CEO Zachary O’Connell abruptly resigned last year and pledged his loyalty to Bravo Fleet Chairman & Premier Telos Raymar. O’Connell has not been seen or heard from since.

Andrew Lloyd Webber’s RPG Writing: The Musical Opens on Broadway to Mixed Reviews; Bravofleet.com Declared a Gun-Free Zone

NEW YORK–RPG Writing: The Musical, the latest play from famed composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, opened last Thursday on Broadway to mixed reviews from both audiences and critics.  It tells the tale of a group of fan fiction writers establishing new roots after being banished from their homeland.