CBS Introduces Host Certification Program for all Star Trek Role Play Leaders

NEW YORK–CBS announced yesterday a new host certification program for all Star Trek Internet role plays, sims, and fan fiction websites.  The course is expected to go live sometime this summer and to be required for all hosts leading Star Trek games in 2020 and beyond.  The initial curriculum will cost $599 with an annual re-certification fee of $199.  Role plays not in compliance after the January 1, 2020 deadline will be forced to cease operations.

“CBS has long been concerned about the quality of non-sponsored Star Trek online simming games,” said Michael Kohen, a lawyer representing CBS.  “Under this new program, we can ensure a high-quality consistent product for all Star Trek fans who enjoy role playing and writing fan fiction on the Internet.”

Reaction from the online role playing and simming community has been largely negative.

Veteran role player Brian Bumsworth, host of the record-breaking USS Magnanimous sim, called the move a “power grab.”  He continued, “It’s bull-[EDITED].”

“It’s the right thing to do,” said JJ Abrams, director of the three most recent Star Trek films.  “I’ve always thought that Internet fan fiction took away from what I was trying to do on the big screen.  I only wish Paramount had taken action on this years earlier.”

Details, including how to register for the program, will be published on CBS’s website as early as next week.

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  1. Klingon rebuttal to CBS announcement- WEAPONS LOCKED and TARGET ACQUIRED . . . . …….. . .. . BAAK!
    The ORIGINAL SERIES of blasts was sufficient to obliterate the programming giant, but in true Klingon fashion they ANIMATED a SERIES of further shots on the site, as they wanted to insure it NEVER DS-9’d again. CBS is now a smoldering pile of cinders leaving a permanent blemish upon the surface of Terra to be remembered for THE NEXT GENERATIONS to come! NO further VOYAGER’s will be seen attempting such an ENTERPRISE in the future OR the past. This DISCOVERY has influenced both those who make decisions based upon fandoms appreciation of the genre and their total lack of awareness of what significance a singular DATA driven fan is possible of. Attempts to CONTACT the ship’s Commander met with one word . . . P’TAAKS!

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